Oubliette
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SneakOhnoes! I snuck in!
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darthmongoose
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Oh phew. I was starting to worry nobody had passed on the message to you!
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Oubliette
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Naw, I'd been offline getting some stuff in order to enroll in a post secondary course (and since I didn't technically pass highschool........) which is why I was hard to make contact with. But I popped on AIM and hailed Jesse, and got the info.
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melonman
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the team is back together again! OH golly Gee this is a great day!
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Oubliette
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A great day, or a grate day? *CHEESEGRATERTOTHEFACE*
........
Okay so that was lame.
And I'm hopped up on artificial sweetener!
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melonman
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OMG Artfshal sweetnars wil giv U Cancar
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Oubliette
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So does everything else.
My mother accidentally bought Diet DP instead of regular.
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darthmongoose
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For a while they thought burnt toast gives you cancer...
then they changed their minds.
I'm starting to think they make up cancer scares whenever they get bored now...
"Guys, this research is taking ages, I'm BORED!"
"...Hey! Wanna make a cancer scare!?"
"Yeah sure! What about this time?"
"...hmmm...okay, how about we tell them that crunching the ice cubes in your drink gives you cancer!?"
"BRILLIANT!"
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Oubliette
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Living has a risk of cancer. So perhaps, you should give that up as well.
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melonman
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well if you have to much burnt food, or even smoked food. and you don't eat any antioxidants like cabbage and whatnot. then yeah your risk of cancer goes up.
but it's not something to ruin your life over.
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Oubliette
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Guess I ught to lay off the smoked gruerre(sp?)
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AluminiumDonut
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BEING NAMED BILLY=CANCER
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ReiDavidson
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HAVING SIX FINGERS = PROBABLY CANCER
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Charil
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TUMORS = HIGH RISK OF CANCER.
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Oubliette
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GUEST STARRING ON HOUSE = HIGH RISK OF CANCER!
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darthmongoose
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Next thing we know they'll blame Harry Potter for causing cancer too. That's always a favourite scapegoat. Oh! Or Video games! They haven't blamed them for cancer yet! (amazingly).
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melonman
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sins give you cancer... of the soul...
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Oubliette
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Eating God gives you cancer.
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melonman
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that would be cannibalisms of eternity.
in a way.
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